in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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