can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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