you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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