I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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