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say what?
wanna hang out?
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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