It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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