your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
