found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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