found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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