She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
did i just pee glitter
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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