I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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