We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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