did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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