Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I will die if light touches me.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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