You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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