I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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