How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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