wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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