Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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