i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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