Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
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He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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