Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
This baby is an asshole
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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