Taylor Swift is so right about you.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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