they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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