She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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