He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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