Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The chlamydia really affected his face.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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