I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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