would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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