the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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