Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
