Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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