Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
why is half of my head shaved?
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