She's JV to your varsity
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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