well most of my day revolves around power hour
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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