sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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