Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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