Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
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I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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