im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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