She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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