she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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