I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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