i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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