Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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