I just cut my nipple shaving
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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