Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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