"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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