does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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