I think im going to throw up on grandma
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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