we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
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Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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