I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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