When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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