Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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