obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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