You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
