I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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