so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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