I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
My feet surprised me
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Randomize